fesenjooon:

americans

beingspooktastic:

my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade russia but are somehow caught off guard by the russian winter 

no one is angrier than the white girl listening to “Since U Been Gone”

themountainghosts:

she wants the d

it would help her a lot in this round of scrabble

gifsfln:

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nightmareeps:

hi im calling about your meat lovers pizza. i like meat, but im not sure if im ready to love again.

slyfig:

in hell you need to watch all of your deleted selfies play on a continuous loop 

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff